An engineer dies and ends up getting sent to hell Engineers dont usually end up in hell very often, so the devil was rather surprised he was sent one Hell is not a very nice place, the AC is broken, the pool has no water in it, everything is horrible Over a period of time, the engineer starts to fix things. The pool is working, hell is cool because the AC system was fixed, roads are being rebuilt Eventually, God looks down on hell and sees that people are actually enjoying themselves, contrary to what its supposed to be God meets with the devil and asks what is going on, and why he has turned hell into a decent place The devil responds “oh that engineer you sent us has been lending a hand and fixing up a lot of things, he is really doing wonders for the place!” God exclaims “WHAT, engineers don’t go to hell, that must have been a mistake! You have to give him to me to put in heaven!” The devil crosses his arms and tells God “no way, we like our engineer” God says “I demand you give him back! Otherwise, I will be forced to sue you! The devil responds “well where are you going to get a lawyer?”