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06-06 12:53
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comicslover
02-24 11:45
What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?
An engineer dies and ends up getting sent to hell Engineers dont usually end up in hell very often, so the devil was rather surprised he was sent one Hell is not a very nice place, the AC is broken, the pool has no water in it, everything is horrible Over a period of time, the engineer starts to fix things. The pool is working, hell is cool because the AC system was fixed, roads are being rebuilt Eventually, God looks down on hell and sees that people are actually enjoying themselves, contrary to what its supposed to be God meets with the devil and asks what is going on, and why he has turned hell into a decent place The devil responds “oh that engineer you sent us has been lending a hand and fixing up a lot of things, he is really doing wonders for the place!” God exclaims “WHAT, engineers don’t go to hell, that must have been a mistake! You have to give him to me to put in heaven!” The devil crosses his arms and tells God “no way, we like our engineer” God says “I demand you give him
comicslover
02-24 11:41
What is the funniest joke you’ve been told that you still think about to this day?
An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves. The next day, the Irishman returns, orders another two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves. He continues to do this for some time, when one day the bartender questions him, “How come you always order exactly two shots?” The Irishman replies, “well, you see my brother and I used to go out drinking every night, but he lives across the country now, so every night, I order two drinks. One for myself, and one for my brother.” Things remain the same for a while until one day the Irishman comes in and orders only one shot. The bartender becomes concerned and asks him “how come you’re only ordering one shot? Did something happen to your brother? Is he ok?” The Irishman replies, “of course not, my brother’s fine. I just quit drinking”
comicslover
02-24 11:36
What are your favorite jokes that start sounding like they might be inappropriate, but aren't?
Two newborn babies are in the maternity ward. One aks the other: "Hey, are you a boy, or a girl?" "I'm a boy" replies the other one. "How do you know?" "I'll show you, after the nurse has gone out." "Okay." The nurse finishes up with the rest of the kids and leaves. "So," goes the first baby "how do you know?" "Look here!" says the second baby, while throwing his blanket off of himself and says "See? I've got blue socks!"
comicslover
02-24 11:06
A few comics about my dad
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+5
comicslover
02-21 16:36
A few comics about my cat
Just so trueeee
+5
comicslover
02-21 16:29
What would you say if someone showed you this five years ago
I’d assume someone did a good job photoshopping all this and move on. No way.
comicslover
02-21 16:21
My Dad is Dracula (and an IRS Auditor)
Don’t worry son I was handed my pink slip today. Most of the IRS is getting shut down for some reason.
comicslover
02-21 15:42
How could he?!
I'm pretty sure I read a thing during his first term where someone said that 'it's the dems fault that we voted for him because they said not to and they know that we just do the opposite of what they say to do.'
comicslover
02-21 15:38
Blursed Valentine's Day
laughs in polyamory
