
Slienceme
02-21 16:49
Great work, Adam Silver. You replaced one shitty All-Star game
Great work, Adam Silver. You replaced one shitty All-Star game
Absolute imbeciles, the lot of them.
But since Adam Silver and the NBA needs some ideas on how to "improve" the All-Star game, here are some of my suggestions for future All-Star games.
If a player misses a shot, they have to lick Adam Silver's bald head.
If a player makes a shot, they still have to lick Adam Silver's bald head.
No more 2 pt shots allowed. Any shot attempt inside the 3 pt line results in an automatic ejection.
Reduce shot clock to 6 seconds.
Increase the size of the ball to be bigger than the size of the rim.
Make LaVar Ball the referee for the game. But give him a microphone and whistle that don't work.
All players have to wear pink tutus and rollerblades.
Replace the ball with Kevin Hart.

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